The tech world’s gone absolutely mental, and frankly, I’m not sure whether to laugh or weep. Sam Altman’s dropped a bombshell claiming that Zuckerberg is throwing around $100 million salaries plus $100 million bonuses to poach OpenAI researchers. Yes, you read that right – two hundred million dollars for a single hire. While I’m sitting here debugging deployment pipelines and arguing with my teenager about her screen time, there are people out there being offered generational wealth just to switch companies.