The internet threw me a curveball this week. Someone shared a discovery about what they claimed was the only manga ever translated into “Aussie-English,” and honestly, it’s got me thinking about language, culture, and the weird ways they intersect online.

The title alone – “Me Stepmum’s Too Fuckin Hot Mate” – is enough to make you do a double-take. It’s like someone took a standard manga plot and ran it through the most stereotypical Australian translator they could find. The result? Phrases like “yer, gobblin me knob” and “spaf in me gash” that had people either cringing or crying with laughter.

The other day, while updating my details at the local pharmacy, I witnessed something that made my inner tech worker cringe. The customer ahead of me recited their phone number in what can only be described as a freestyle jazz interpretation of numerical sequences. “Oh-four-triple-two-double-five-eight-nine…” They might as well have been reading out their grocery list.

Let’s be real here - there’s a proper way to format Australian mobile numbers, and it’s 4-3-3. That’s it. End of story. It’s not just about being pedantic (though I’ll admit there’s a bit of that); it’s about clear communication and reducing errors. Every mobile phone system, every web form, and every database is designed around this format. It’s not a coincidence.

The cost of living keeps climbing, but that doesn’t mean we need to stay cooped up at home counting our pennies. Recently, a vibrant online discussion caught my eye about free and affordable activities across Australia, and it reminded me just how lucky we are to have such incredible public spaces and cultural institutions at our doorstep.

The National Gallery of Victoria has been my sanctuary for years. There’s something magical about wandering through those water-wall doors and losing yourself in the permanent collections, all without spending a cent. The Ian Potter Centre at Federation Square particularly shines when it comes to Australian art, offering a profound connection to our cultural heritage that you just can’t get from a screen.

Reading through online discussions about the future of entertainment in an AI-dominated world has got me thinking about what we truly value in our experiences. Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian recently suggested that live theatre and sports might become more popular as AI technology advances, and there’s something genuinely fascinating about this prediction.

The logic makes perfect sense when you think about it. In a world where AI can generate endless streams of content with a few keystrokes, genuine human performance becomes increasingly precious. Standing in the crowd at the MCG during a nail-biting final quarter, or watching performers pour their hearts out on stage at the Arts Centre - these experiences simply can’t be replicated by algorithms.