G’day! I’m just a Melburnian with opinions and a keyboard. Expect rants about everything from coffee prices to climate change. Warning: May contain traces of sarcasm and smashed avo.
Recent Posts
Microsoft's Copilot Retreat: When 'Everywhere' Becomes 'Too Much'
There’s a peculiar satisfaction that comes from watching a tech giant finally hit the brakes on something they’ve been forcing down everyone’s throats. Microsoft’s recent decision to scale back their aggressive Copilot integration across Windows 11 and Office apps feels like that moment when you finally get someone to stop talking about their crypto portfolio at a barbecue—blessed relief.
I’ve been watching this unfold with equal parts amusement and frustration over the past year. Working in IT, I’ve had a front-row seat to the chaos that ensues when Microsoft decides to “innovate” without considering whether anyone actually asked for it. And mate, the Copilot rollout has been a masterclass in corporate tone-deafness.
When the Machines Get Fast but the Meetings Don't
I’ve been watching the AI layoff theatre with growing frustration, and there’s something fundamentally broken about how this whole thing is playing out.
Block cuts 4,000 people and blames AI. Atlassian drops 1,600. Shopify literally tells employees to prove AI can’t do their job before they can get more headcount. The CEO makes the announcement, the stock price nudges upward, and everyone nods along like this makes perfect sense. Except it doesn’t, because six months later, 55% of those same CEOs admit they regret the cuts, and companies like Klarna are quietly rehiring the humans they replaced after their AI-driven customer service quality went off a cliff.
The Great Australian Fuel Crisis Irony: A Study in Doublethink
There’s a particularly delicious irony unfolding right now that would be funny if it wasn’t so utterly predictable. The same people who’ve spent years railing against renewable energy—telling us solar and wind are unreliable, that we need to stick with good old fossil fuels—are now the loudest voices complaining about fuel prices shooting through the roof.
You genuinely couldn’t write this stuff.
The whole situation has been brought into sharp focus with the current fuel crisis, and the responses I’ve been seeing online range from the darkly comedic to the genuinely infuriating. Someone pointed out that Barnaby Joyce was on ABC Insiders talking about building a new oil refinery. The same Barnaby Joyce whose government shut down six refineries when he was in power. The cognitive dissonance is absolutely staggering.