G’day! I’m just a Melburnian with opinions and a keyboard. Expect rants about everything from coffee prices to climate change. Warning: May contain traces of sarcasm and smashed avo.
Recent Posts
The Great Australian Passport Debacle: A National Embarrassment
There’s something deeply embarrassing about watching an online discussion turn into a collective therapy session about the quality of Australian passports. Yet here we are in 2025, and apparently the most reliable way to keep our travel documents flat is to place them under a cookbook and hope for the best.
I stumbled across this bizarre conversation the other day, and it struck a nerve. Here we are, paying close to $400 for a passport renewal (or well over $300 for a new adult passport), and the bloody things arrive pre-warped like they’ve already completed a round-the-world trip in someone’s back pocket. The fact that someone needed to ask for advice on keeping their passport flat – and received hundreds of responses – tells you everything you need to know about the state of government procurement in this country.
The Surprisingly Complex Art of Cleaning Your Car Windshield
You know what’s weirdly satisfying? Finding the perfect solution to a mundane problem that’s been annoying you for ages. I was scrolling through some online discussions the other day and stumbled upon a thread about cleaning car windshields – specifically, those infuriating streaks that appear when the sun hits just right or when oncoming headlights illuminate every imperfection at night.
What started as a simple question turned into this fascinating deep dive into automotive cleaning chemistry, and honestly, it’s the kind of practical knowledge that makes me wish I’d known years ago.
Building Community One Board Game at a Time
I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what it takes to build genuine community in 2025. Not the algorithmic kind where you’re fed content based on what keeps you scrolling, but the real, messy, face-to-face kind where you actually have to look people in the eye and remember their names.
There’s something happening in Wantirna South that’s been quietly growing over the past couple of years, and it’s exactly the kind of thing that gives me hope when I’m feeling particularly pessimistic about the state of human connection. Someone has been running a weekly board game group at Knox Library, and from what I can see, it’s become a proper community hub. They started small, advertising on Facebook and Meetup, and now they’re getting close to 70 people turning up on Sundays to play everything from Catan to Blood on the Clocktower.