I’ve been fascinated by a project that’s been making the rounds lately: BalatroBench, which essentially lets large language models play Balatro, that brilliant poker-inspired roguelike that took the gaming world by storm last year. The concept is simple but elegant — feed the LLM the game state as text, let it decide what to do, and watch it either triumph or faceplant spectacularly.

For those unfamiliar, Balatro is a poker-based roguelike where you build synergies between cards, jokers, and special effects to reach increasingly absurd score targets. It’s the kind of game that requires both strategic planning and tactical decision-making, which makes it a genuinely interesting test for AI reasoning capabilities.

I’ve been thinking a lot about workplace trauma this week. Not the dramatic kind you see in the news, but the quieter, more insidious type that leaves you staring at your ceiling at 3am wondering what the hell just happened.

Someone shared their story online recently about being walked out of a senior role six weeks into their probation period. No warning. No feedback. Just a Monday morning tap on the shoulder and an escort to the door. They’d literally spent the previous two days in a leadership planning workshop, contributing to the company’s strategic direction, only to be told “things aren’t working out” and handed a box for their desk trinkets.

There’s something darkly comedic about watching a major bank accidentally reveal exactly what they think of their customers. ME Bank managed to do just that this week when they sent out what I can only describe as the most tone-deaf interest rate increase notification in Australian banking history.

The message was meant to inform customers about a rate hike. Fair enough – the RBA moves, banks follow, we all know the drill. But the wording? Chef’s kiss of corporate incompetence. “We are pleased to announce… we’re passing on this rate increase in full!” Followed by congratulatory language and what basically amounted to “Congratulations! You now owe us more money! 🎉”